9 Best Rude Food Names

Rude Food Names is an e-magazine that compiles pre-packaged international foodstuffs with unfortunate labels. While some products like Spermies, Seagull Poo and Camel Balls are intentional, most are simple casualties of translation, like Ghana’s Pee Cola and Japan’s Homo Sausage. Read on to check out our list of 9 favorite rude food names. Warning: Not for the easily offended.

9. Pee Cola
Wonder what it tastes like?


8. Finger Marie
McVitie’s snack food brand invites us to Finger Marie. Let’s hope she’s attractive.


7. Crap’s Chocolate
We know they can sometimes look the same, but this French chocolate calls it like it is.


6. Erektus
Not to be outdone by Pussy, Erektus provides the body with the vitamins it needs to…stand up straight.


5. Tangy Titbits
One word: ouch.


4. Golden Gaytime
We know “gay” actually means happy, and that “gaytime” is probably just a portmanteau of “gay” and “daytime,” but it’s the tagline of this Australian ice-cream treat that’s almost more amusing than its name: “It’s hard to have a Gaytime on your own.”


3. Pork Me
Could we at least have dinner first?


2. Fart Drink
Multitasking at its finest.


1. Only Puke
When nothing else will do.


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